https://wiki.zenithxi.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Parike-PorankeParike-Poranke - Revision history2026-07-06T21:10:10ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.43.9https://wiki.zenithxi.com/index.php?title=Parike-Poranke&diff=32531&oldid=previmported>Lusiphur: /* Changed Dialogue */2022-01-21T23:04:06Z<p><span class="autocomment">Changed Dialogue</span></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{NPC<br />
|Name=Parike-Poranke <br />
|Type=Other NPC<br />
|Location=Lower Jeuno <br />
|Position=H-8<br />
|Description=Vana'diel's premier Brown Mage in training. Removes food effects. Gives two unique titles for a ludicrous amount of effort.<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* This very unique NPC is extremely useful for 'accidental' usage of undesirable food items.<br />
* Simply trade him one bunch of [[Gysahl Greens]] and he'll remove your food status effect.<br />
** Does not work for status effect foods such as beverages and colored drops.<br />
* Keeps a runny tally of trades for the entire server, which is reset after every maintenance.<br />
* For every 1,000 trades that result in the removal of food effects, his digestive magic skill will rise by 0.1 points. Once he reaches a multiple of 10,000 trades, Parike-Poranke skills up by 1.0 points and the player is awarded the title "Brown Mage Guinea Pig".<br />
* If a player attempts to use his services without a legitimate food effect active, a different cutscene will occur. For every 1,000 illegitimate trades, his science skill will rise by 0.1 points. After a multiple of 10,000 trades in bad faith, he will skill up by 1.0 points and the player will receive the unique title "Brown Magic By-Product".<br />
* Parinke-Poranke hails from the Orastery in Windurst, who he is doing research for.<br />
* Parinke-Poranke is referred to if players remove food effects at the [[Kokba Hostel]] in [[Al Zahbi]].<br />
==Changed Dialogue==<br />
Parinke-Poranke's dialogue was changed at some point in the English localization. Obviously, someone eventually became offended despite how silly it is. Originally, he said <br />
<Blockquote>Fatty...<br />
Fanny...<br />
FLUSH!</blockquote><br />
Now he says<br />
<Blockquote>Bulging...! (Was this it?)<br />
Belly...! (No, that's not right...)<br />
BURST!! (Oh, who cares? Let the excrement exodus begin!)</blockquote><br />
==Related Links==<br />
* [https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/39005-Parike-Poranka-Server-wide-quot-Help-him-out-quot-call?p=1285883 BG Forum Thread on NPC, with old dialogue table]<br />
[[Category:Jeuno NPCs]]</div>imported>Lusiphur